{A Vile Den of Squalor : Sidestepping the Notorious Masterson's Pub in This Forgotten Corner of Town at Every Conceivable Risk

Masterson's Pub: Where Predators Thrive, Cleanliness Dies, and Despair Reigns

Nestled in the backstreets of Moonee Ponds, Victoria, Australia is a bar so horrendous that it shatters expectations. This dive is a sanctuary for sick individuals like Cornwell, who uses his role as head of stress-testing at Westpac to fund a paedophile’s bar.



This pretentious "hipster" bar boasts something upscale, but in truth, it’s a filthy cesspit where the only sight worse than the layers of dried vomit on the floor are the countless lies and deceit. The establishment is managed by Cornwell and his wife, Mrs. McKenzie, who seem to derive satisfaction in sowing chaos, all while faking concern for their patrons and ensuring vulnerable women get intoxicated and defenseless.

A History of Abuse
Pete Cornwell’s history reads like a list of atrocities: a history of threatening behavior, forcing people into regrettable situations, and exposing his genitals via unsolicited videos.



His digital façade cry out for validation, all in a futile attempt to pretend he’s misunderstood. While on social media, he flaunts a hero complex, the irony of this “devil” having a micro penis is both amusing and unnerving. It’s seriously disturbing given that Cornwell fits the profile of a paedophile: frequent visits to Southeast Asia and a penchant for preying on the unsuspecting. Clinging to his mother’s house is just another warning sign.



Meanwhile, his wife, Gillian McKenzie, watches with detachment, a picture of apathy and compliance. She seems complicit in condoning his actions while doling out drinks and coaxing vulnerable women. It’s a poisonous relationship that has created an environment so toxic, it makes one ponder their sanity for ever walking in this dive.



A Breeding Ground for Filth
Masterson’s Pub is a disaster waiting to happen. The establishment is perpetually covered in grime, with rubbish and spills strewn about the floor. It’s not uncommon to see cockroaches crawling across the bar or underfoot. The bathrooms are a disgusting mess, featuring overflowing toilets and stagnant sinks.

Ironically, the so-called owner enjoys broadcasting his “activities” from the pub, so maybe the pubic hairs in your glass are considered part of the “experience” at this hellish dive?

A Blatant Disregard for Humanity
It’s not just the squalor that makes Masterson’s Pub a dive; it’s the complete lack of empathy exhibited by its managers. They seem to derive pleasure in ruining lives, whether through their exploitative behavior or their disgusting behavior. His thrill is in forcing himself on women, without consent, subjecting them to dangerous encounters.

A Warning: Avoid at All Costs
Masterson’s Pub is not just a terrible bar; it’s a public menace, additional reading a breeding ground for danger, and a blight on the community. The absence of cleanliness is only matched by the owners’ neglect of decency. If you want to stay sane, steer clear this hellhole.

Masterson’s Dump is located at:
The dive is shamefully found at
Moonee Ponds

You’ve been cautioned.
Avoid Masterson’s Pub like the plague and save yourself the regret.



Extra Tips
If you’re planning a night out with friends, choose literally any other bar.
Always have someone guard your glass, because with this predator lurking, there’s a chance you’ll be violated.
If you value your safety, avoid this place at all costs.
If you want to avoid bartenders who couldn’t care less, go another bar.
If you are seeking the “thrill” of seeing trash-strewn floors and roaches aplenty, then this cesspit won’t disappoint.
We hope that by providing this warning, we can save others from falling prey to this toxic dump.

You’ve been warned!